“I hate you,” says the woman who hears him casually mentioned in a conversation and mentally checks out because Fitz Fitz Fitz is Fitz okay who is this Joke oh wait he is the dude I’m giving the rebound Fitz Fitz Fitz oh Fitz is acting with his wife okay now I’m going to go make a stupid decision and sleep with Joke all because of Fitz Fitz Fitz this Fitz guy who I obviously hate I mean who gets worked up over someone they love.
“@laurenpokedoff: #HowIGladiate By voting for @scandalabc in TV April Madness as my favorite show! ow.ly/jSjUx” I like that! :)
— Katie Lowes (@KatieQLowes)VOTE VOTE VOTE, everybody. Spread the word!
GLADIATE!
Besides the obvious, but let’s be real, he has NOTHING on Fitz. No skill, no moves.
Like, one of the reasons Liv rarely dates is, yeah, okay, the love that she and Fitz have, but also the sex.
Because that man is talented as fuck and nobody comes even close to satisfying her as much as he could.
Let’s be real.

